Astrologically Illogical

Stephanie Poetri
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Updated: Mar 2026 Version: #1

Intro

[F]..[C]

[F] i’m such a taurus

and everybody says

that they can [C]tell.. immediately..

and i think it’s funny

[F] that darling before us

i used to think it might

have conse[C]quence..

on what love would be

well how wrong of me

[Bb] ‘cause i guess we’re in[F]compatible [Fm]

Chorus

but, [F]why should stars decide if

it’d ever work bet[C]ween us two

that i wouldn’t even [F]get to choose

well [C]i say fuck the [E]constellations

[F]how could signs define all the things

that i’ve been [C]going through

if it says i shouldn’t [F]be with you

then [C]i say fuck the [E]constellations [F]who

would [Fm]dare to say this [C]love

of ours ain’t([F]) true?

Intro

[F]..[C]

[F] mercury’s in retrograde

but baby no i’m not afraid

of fal[C]ling for you right now

the moon can’t hold me [F]back

from giving you one million chances

[F]under the stars we could dance

slow[C]ly, hold me, don’t let go

till the sunrise

[Bb] ‘cause i guess we’re in[F]compatible [Fm]

Chorus

but, [F]why should stars decide if

it’d ever work bet[C]ween us two

that i wouldn’t even [F]get to choose

well [C]i say fuck the [E]constellations

[F]how could signs define all the things

that i’ve been [C]going through

if it says i shouldn’t [F]be with you

then [C]i say fuck the [E]constellations [F]who

would [Fm]dare to say this [C]love

of ours ain’t([F]) true?

Interlude

[F]..[C]

i’m a [F]taurus sun a gemini rising

sagittarius [C]moon but i’m just

astrologically illogical

when it [F]comes to you

i don’t believe in

anything but [C]us yeah i say

fuck the constellations